MIRANDA ❤️💜💚

oKAKY so my favourite contemporary sitcom (friends does not constitute contemporary) culminated today :(


"while your heart is filled with vanity, mine insanity..."

 -  ily queen gaga <3


I joke I HAVE NO HEART 💔

 

First of all, I loved how three past characters returned!!! Probs because I'm just the queen of nostalgia, and  ofc isolation, but one shall save that for another blog my lovely readers. 

The psychiatrist!!! aw I loved that episode!!! so minimalistic, yet so funny. Also I was so happy to see the creepy gay guy reprise his role <3 and twot plist: he was engaged to Clive!!!! But wtf no way was clive gay swear down he was a jigolo at the hotel???!??!? aw when miranda pretended to go on holiday but just went to the local hotel and innocently requested 'company' which is specific hotel jargon allegedly utilised as a euphemism for ordering a jig???????????????????????????????????? aw which reminds me I need to write a book about a french 'masseuse'....well, at least by day...............😏😏😏


Speaking of Masseuses here's one of my fav Phoebe Buffay quotes:


'oK how do you spell Phoebe?' 

'P for Phoebe, H for Heebee, O for Obeee, E for Eeebee, Be for BeeBee, and e for.... 'ELLO THERE MATEY!!!!!'

 - elicitation of humour initially derives from assonant repetition, but ultimately an unexpected twist <3 did i really need to explain that 


Fav quotes from the episode:


"TWIST YOUR STICK!!"

 - this was a pretty evocative one for me because it evoked sentimental echoes of the character 'Dick Twist' in the last series :3


"Scream loop"

 - she proactively explored this cyclical phenomenon in her what i call live show


ALSO FUN FACT: today i discovered via Uberfacts on le twitter that dogs will sneeze to convey that they are merely playing; to revoke any animosity so that a fight does not ensue. This makes me sad because although I've felt so much contempt for my ugly mutt of a terrier, perhaps he just feels threatened by me :-(. but that doesn't reimburse all the hand sanitiser I've had to utilise after he keeps SNEEZING IN MY FACE FFS -.-


Although the proactivity of my tear ducts during this episode may have clouded my vision, unequivocally this episode could definitely win the soap opera digest award of most didactic feminist allegory. But equally, it was hilariously beautiful; I'll miss miranda so much legit cryjfnng rn 😰😰😰


I need the giraffe onesie!!!!! Pray for me bcus I constitute probably the 0.1% population minority of teenager people who does not own one :(. But my animal/ soul is a poodle 🐩🌷💗


Its sad because after two years my humour has changed :((:( but Penny will always break my laugh box with her 'SUCH FUNs' and her 'what I call [doobrees]' <3. Furthermore, It was good to see Tilly's language development!! The world would be a much more benevolent place if everyone deployed Tilly's totes amazingtons idolect <3<3<3


Ultimately, Miranda heart you have fragmented the remains of my what I call heart. SUCH FUN. Such Fun that you left us with these melancholic, morose, malicious feelings by culminating it like this. Such benevolence, Such fun. y wud u do dis mirdana> \I/ y 


But, above all, the galloping was fabulous <3

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