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Twilight Euphoria

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DRUNK AF BiTCHES My name is rafadoodlies and I remember everything so get this on thursday my mum disappeared so my dad reported her as a missing human to the police!! The police arrived to interrogate but I had an alibi so I was exonerated thankfully <3 I was on my own and I realised I'm 18????? I can literally just go out and buy alcohol??? what better cheap thrill escapade for when your mother disappears??? So I went and bought an alcohol and as the lady calculated my age from my ID I envisioned a whole series of trials and mistrials and prison cells and prison breaks resulting in my deathless demise behind the bars of solitude and unapologetic indifference but everything changes when I see this affectionless psychopath imprisoned for slaughtering all the vegans and he ensnares me in a trance of delirium and desire as I have to make the ultimate sacrifice that is my life alas I channelled this wasted anxious energy into a v poor application of lipstick if my make...