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Visions of Hell

so last night i had the most terrifying dream that i ventured to the underworld and it was everything that the classical epicists and AHS had warned me of and more The entrance to hell was a series of cavernous openings; each decent became steamier and more difficult to travel through and i don’t know whether it was a psychogenic block from knowing i was entering the realms of flames and damnation or a physical difficulty bc it was a steep and scary decent eventually i reached the nether reigions and oh my god let me tell you something honeys navigating the underworld is not easy you literally have to balance yourself on a tightrope whilst being accosted by infernal bees repeatedly stinging your ears and avoid falling into the flamepools of molten lava beneath you also when you’re in hell youre surrounded by free from foods that are blocking your path but you’re also vexed with gastrointestinal turmoil so it’s not fun when you’re there trying not to fall off the string that suspends yo...

This Mortal End

twenty one years I have waited in solitude how many more will it take? take me through the forest's darkest pathways and shoots show me, dear dryads of sapling youth  show me the way to the end game's route ---

THE CITY THAT WEEPS

You said you'd take me to the city that never sleeps So why do we find ourselves in this city that forever weeps dreams of a dreary metropolis built on the landscape of some plethoric necropolis - - - - - 27th Nov. 2018 Having been promised a free trip to London in exchange for sweet talking some prospective Warwick students into applying for the English department, I figured I may as well put my experience ( wooing tricking my tutors into giving me that sweet 2:1) to use and 'share my experience' (aka glamorise a department which is literally falling to pieces) I had planned on napping before the 1 hour 40 minute train journey but the cleaners decided to come and literally TYRANNisE THE HOusE I'm not even joking in my half sleep state I was awoken by the cacophonous clashes of plates being abused at the hands of these malevolent sprites of sanitisation (or so thats whom they claim to be) overlaid with highly inappropriate discussions of their sexual exploit...