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MY COFFEE IS RACIST

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SERVING SUGGESTION: situated by the eiffel tour, consuming white coffee with a macaroon. Y omit the minority??? There are some vegan Parisians \|/ 🇫🇷 seripoisly siq of these grotesque stéréotypes My dad got me cheek to cheek for xmo and omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's so euphonious!! atm my fav song is 'Nature Boy', originally by Nat King Cole I think??  Fav lyrical utterance from the song is deffo this: "the greatest thing, you'll ever learn, is just to love, and be loved in return..." Although I don't agree with the semantics, the harmonious phonology more than recompenses the lexis démodé. (literal translation = Unfachonablé) as archaic are the conventions.  GaGa is perpetual queen for showing us monsters the benevolence of Jazz. 🐾 Also I may not have discovered EDM without ARTPOP!!! But it would probs still be my fav genre bcus my amazingly beautiful psychol bae Jack <3is a future famous EDM DJ person thus it would not be unbeknownst to ...

Festive (albeit Pathetic) Fallacy

Surreptitious twist on the literary technique of utilising the weather as a metaphor for feelings/ emotions ;) Everai :Remember the blog I posted during Hallowe'en when I let the stranger human man in and I thought they would be my final moments and all I could think is pls spare the summer, the prodigal legacy is the most kind, innocent, untainted soul, and wishing charlsey was avec :( :( :( well the care home sent us a huge bouquet of flowers a few days later and on Xmo Eve we visited his care home and delivered a cake to them. It was kind of nice, but sad seeing these people who had suffered long term cognitive brain damage :-(. But my mother, being the philanthropist she is, kindly donated a cake to the inhabitants of his care house. Subsequently, we went to Tesco and whilst searching for the cashew butter, one discovered that sun pat do a CHOCOLATE PEANUT BUTTER CONCOCTION!!! The second I got home and spooned a smooth, edentate spoonful of the benevolent creation I relieved ...

DONT NEED NO MAN

Bcus strong independent non-caucasian female like Biancà who deffi should have won \|/ siq1 Lord sugar like seripously what the even was the Australian guy selling????  I think Bianca should have won bc: She was a strong, independent coloured lady. Told by society to be herself, yet subsequently accusé of concealing her true colours behind a façade of pretension. Because of the prejudice deriving from her the trepidatious misfortune that was her hairline, she was forced to create a glacial shell for protection, becoming harder than titanium, colder than pewter.  Bc you shout it out But I can't hear a werdd u sai U shoot all the blüjays you want, but remember it's a sin to kill a mockingjay bird  Yet, she allowed not this animosity to acidify inside her; she wished to reverse the prejudice help the other colours exploit their beauté, thus supporting gender équalité 🌷 Également, however, one could argue that although she may have been promoting ethnic equality, she was exa...

My Week: Charity Week 2014

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Monday : I can't comprehend how different life was a year ago: then, I lacked the confidence to wear mufti :( whereas today, although there was adrenaline, I did it!!!!! However, unable to flaunt my funké frech swegger bc spent the entire day in the library bc both english lit AND lang courseworks were due :(  on even the same day. wat t even heck r u kiddé me. Abhorrent repercussions of taking both Englishes at a-level, yet I don't even know what the plural of english is. Also most mind boggglieiing grammar fact: 'verb' is a noun o.O. I wish my school offered AQA English lit & lang and also Creative writing at a level :(:( on sat night I'd planned on being bre keen and setting my alarm for 10:02 am so I could finish my three essays (lol finish??? English??? one cannot simply complete an english essaye) and do it. Upon awakening to the sound of ducks, I thought: yay ok 5 minutes to contemplate the metaphysical nature of my dreams. THREE AND A HALF HOURS LATER I...

THE MISSING

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OH MY GOD. OH MY GAWD. MY GWAD.  this was the most abhorrent culmination to a series I've ever even witnessed 😰 IF YOU HAVENT SEEN IT STOP READING DONT EVEN SLEEP JUST CATCH UP ON iPLAYÉ YOULL BE DONE BY 8AM  I don't know what's so sadisticially gratifying about this 'relationship thriller drama' genre: the asphyxiating revelations. The fustratingly ambiguous camera, omitting faces to create suspense. The White noise exacerbating the intensity of the abhorrence of the revelations. The murders: the cold blooded murders. I was hoping for a happy reunion. If they hadn't have shown the final scene, I would have almost been okay with it. But the final twist. BBC THAT WAS JUST CRUEL YOU CALLOUS EDENTATES.  But most abhorrent  implication: ultimately, it wasn't just their child who was missing;  It was themselves. It conveyed some beautiful morals: don't lose yourselves; acceptance; letting go;  BUT HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THE LATTER WHEN THE ENDING REVEALED T...

Trust:

Takes a lifetime to earn; takes a second to loose; takes forever to regain. English language was fun as usual: Elly and I swagged in the star trek room for the final lesson before our coursework was due in 3: After my clarinet lesson, I sat with georgerai in the library for about 20 benevolent minutes and we had the loveliest conversation about teeth and I only shed about one or two hairs during the time :3 Another reason I don't like sixth form, albeit I am starting to not dislike it but will forever miss year 11, is because of the abhorrently small classes: core maths only has four people; french only has six. And when theres only six people, three of which are external females, when the teacher is handing out the work to peer assess you can't say 'which one is Emma' to the person next to you because everyone will hear. Moreover, when the teacher says 'can you stop talking' sass mode must be repressed: you can't riposte with 'no' because he w...

there are 7 billion people in the world;

Started this post last thursday, but as you perceptive followers may have noticed (gergerai and charlsé) I have been on a rebellious strike / hiatus. Okay so here's what you missed: Thursday last week REBECCA ADLINGTON CAME TO SCHOOL TODAY!!!! but naturally, the teachers were too embarrassed to allow her to see us, thus they rearranged our lessons to ensure we were locked away in class so she wouldn't see us. However, I didn't mind bcus le sport et récreation was reduced by ten minutes; english literature was increased by 20 minutes which was good bc Poetry!! and I am an aspiring poet/ poodle. Thus, not allowed to enter it. However, all day I heard people ridiculing her nose, which really infuriated me because simultaneously they were all sad they couldn't get to see her. Really rude bc I would actually love to have her nose :'( people shouldn't take noses for granted: My maternal fam all have beautiful noses; my paternal fam all have........my nose :-{. UG...

Jimmy :(:(:(

Can't believe he's gone first: he should have won!! He was so funny and nice :( Perhaps ppl just assumed he'd get votes?? Hence why Joey Essex didn't win last year Last year Joey and the guy from fretch prints of bells air should have been the final two :( But I did love David Emmanuel and Kian <3 BUT One must admit, he took the banter too far with Jake </3 Also Meeting tomorrow with my head of year bc I'm the dumbest pertson in all of my classes and should really be doing a BTEC in hair and beauté