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Started this post last thursday, but as you perceptive followers may have noticed (gergerai and charlsé) I have been on a rebellious strike / hiatus. Okay so here's what you missed:

Thursday last week
REBECCA ADLINGTON CAME TO SCHOOL TODAY!!!! but naturally, the teachers were too embarrassed to allow her to see us, thus they rearranged our lessons to ensure we were locked away in class so she wouldn't see us. However, I didn't mind bcus le sport et récreation was reduced by ten minutes; english literature was increased by 20 minutes which was good bc Poetry!! and I am an aspiring poet/ poodle. Thus, not allowed to enter it.

However, all day I heard people ridiculing her nose, which really infuriated me because simultaneously they were all sad they couldn't get to see her. Really rude bc I would actually love to have her nose :'( people shouldn't take noses for granted: My maternal fam all have beautiful noses; my paternal fam all have........my nose :-{. UGLY NOSE Y U DOMINANT ALLELE. also wheres Adele?? turn up out of the blue uninvité pls xox

In the evening I went to watch Tom Sawyer. Wel;;;,..,.. c'était intéressant, certainment... But was good because I saw Flo!! ((Probs the best singer in the world)) Immediately, she complemented me on my teeth, proclaiming 'you got your braces off!! They look really good!!'. Made me so happy because of course every morning when I see my teeth I momentarily forget the abhorrence of the strife that is this mortal coil, but the exploitation of them to elicit teeth complements stopped so long ago :( Although it was nice to see her, it was so strange bcus the last time we really spoke was in march - during Alice. Back in year 11 when I still had my curry stained braces :3 aw I miss those days :( back when we used to live off chips. Lol chip stop would be bankrupt without our school's drama productions lol. I forgot the feeling of teeth compliments, they're actually the best except I know my teeth are amazing so they're not the best; hair complements are the best because omnipresent animosity towards my hair (except from the mother the qt ☺️ xo)

Thursday today
Okay so had a concert on weds and today which was fun. Always considered them a burden but je do enjoy the trepidatious experience to an extent. But sad that I'll never play highlights from frozen on the Claire again :((:( (
In sprec I decided to try the trepidatious novel act of cardiovascular exercise. Never again. was on the 
treadmill and put my phone on the phone holder whilst raving to Gypsy bcus I do want to be alone forever, but nevertheless perhaps we can see the world together - it's actually my dream to just travel the world ✈️ Even though I don't like planes and can't even go out in my own city or talk to anyone new. :( so due to my aversion to change idek know why I'd want to do it  but I can just imagine ARTPOP would be the soundtrack and Gypsy would perfectly epitomise and encapsulate it all :3 
Also I always wake up every morning with either gypsy, Mary Jane holland or dope screaming in my head. But the weirdest thing is you can't create /comprehend depths of volume in your head; shouting and whispering are the same volume... Mind bogglies as year nine me would say :3 
Okay anyway the abhorrent slimness of my iPhone 5 makes it susceptible to slipping through thin slots. The excellent treadmill designer thought it would be appropriate to design it in such a manner that upon slipping through the hole WHICH I TRUSTED YEAH THANQ FOR LE BETRAYALÉ not even the headphones could save it. No idea where my phone was the nice external who I told the joke to but haven't spoken to since primary schoolio (except the nostalgic time the few weeks ago) handed it to me!!!! I was more grateful than when I even do  . And also my provisional driver's licence arrived and the mug shot I believe foreshadows my future imprisonment for dying of trepidation whilst driving

Okay so you haven't really missed much tbh ngl

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