THE CITY THAT WEEPS
You said you'd take me to the city that never sleeps So why do we find ourselves in this city that forever weeps dreams of a dreary metropolis built on the landscape of some plethoric necropolis - - - - - 27th Nov. 2018 Having been promised a free trip to London in exchange for sweet talking some prospective Warwick students into applying for the English department, I figured I may as well put my experience ( wooing tricking my tutors into giving me that sweet 2:1) to use and 'share my experience' (aka glamorise a department which is literally falling to pieces) I had planned on napping before the 1 hour 40 minute train journey but the cleaners decided to come and literally TYRANNisE THE HOusE I'm not even joking in my half sleep state I was awoken by the cacophonous clashes of plates being abused at the hands of these malevolent sprites of sanitisation (or so thats whom they claim to be) overlaid with highly inappropriate discussions of their sexual exploit...