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Names

If you have a middle name, yo don't realise how lucky you are!!  I'm eternally burdened with boring old: Rafadoodlies Kapurr. Mes parents y wud u do?!  I should sue my parents: why couldn't they have called me Charlie Consuela Bannana-hammock?????! Seripously, If that were my name I wouldn't even talk id just wear a name tag and exploit my bre Beauts teeth x 

Favourite song

ATM my fav song is 'Let it ago' from frozen! (and My Heart will go on by Céline Dion lol) The original ofc, not the Demi Lovato one bc she's on glee, thus I hate her bc I hate glee and all the characters now :{{ Although not as emosh as It's a beautiful, euphonious song which I believe could be ambiguously allegorical of something :-) Idina Menzel

Y I NO SLEP :{

As you probably know, Sleep is my favourite thing. However, One is now afraid of doing so because I fear I will have abhorrent nightmares about GCSE Results day Two nights ago, I dreamed my results were so poor I had no other choice but to take... A-Level Sociology ....................... Quel Abhorrence Consequently, today I was unable to sleep due to trepidity of repeating the abhorrence I have been experiencing. Because of it, I cannot do my favourite thing :(((( Though instead, I did my next favourite thing: I made peanut butter oreos and read 'Pandemonium' by Lauren Oliver - its so good its like twilight + hunger games. You know how when you tried double stuffed oreos for the first time and then went back to normal oreos and was just the epitome of anticlimactic undercutting resulting in bleak bathos? Well, eating peanut butter oreos in america and then coming home to l'original was like going from quadruple stuffed to just the chocolate stuff :( y u do :( Also I...

Pathetic Fallacy

So, the one night I decide to air out my room there's a storm. Thankfully, dog woke me up howling at the thunder :)) I think I may have been dreaming but I could hear voices shushing him. Perhaps it was the psithurism. Lee cp

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HIAL LE LUCIFER XXX

#GOVEISGONE!! :))

Finally, the devil no longer sycophantically dictates how to mess up the education system :-)). David Cameron thank you so much for unburdening us of this malevolent beast, however his wrathful ramifications are not ephemeral; they will continue to hinder the lives of the innocent which is something one cannot forgive you for. 

I hate football, but...

I really hope France win 🇫🇷 x 

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Idk y but seeing school peeps come out of school saddens me :(. With their qt crooked teeth, it's cute bc braces :3 REMINISCENCE bc in spite of the curry stains, I miss my braces :((  But ultimately, I miss being a schoolio peep :-( I cry bc I know ill never have the schoolio peep feeling :'-((( But my teeth, albeit a little hairy, surpass this 😁

Thursdays :-)

Are the best bc glee and mirthursdays :/))

I wanna be a peacock

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1. They look french  2. Imagine if their heads opened up like their tails  Peacock selfie :-)

Dissonance

I love summer; I loathe summer.  My semi nocturnal day consists of: watching miranda sings and Spongebob until 3am, sleeping until 3 or 4pm, eating, sleeping, reading & crying, indulging on an overdose of nostalgia and repeating :-)  Idk y but I want to be a composer now [during the day....;););););)] 🎧🎼🎵🎶

JOEY ESSEX'S CAT FOLLOWS ME ON LE TWITTER <3

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Be jelous 

Of Mice and Men.

When Mr. Christopher revealed to the class that Of Mice and Men was his favourite book, I was honestly disappointed: I've always had prejudicial views on it, perceiving it as the 'set three' text. However, after reading it last night, I now understand. in comparison to To Kill a Mockingbird, it's a slightly more infantile novel consisting of themes such as: loneliness, loyalty, friendship and justice (probably), whereas mockingbird tackles prejudice, isolation, (loss of) innocence, appearances versus reality. However, I've never cried so much over a book as I did for of mice and men.  I don't know whether it was just personal (partially due to the superflous dog deaths) but I think it's the kind of book that will cause each individual to cry - on at least four occasions - for different, personal reasons.  You think of 'OMAM' as the novel studied by lower sets for GCSE because it's pretty straightforward in contrast to the complexity of Mocki...

It's a tough life when you're burdened by conscience.

To my abhorrence, in the shower this morning I noticed a spider had drowned! :(( Aware It was no reimbursion - but the least I could do to recompense - I decided to save the spider who'd been entrapped in the bath for a few days. Knowing this could have adverse ramifications, it was a tough decision: do I save the spider, and allow it to eat innocent flies, or do I - the only one with the power to save it - allow it to die? Ultimately, feeling guilty and remorseful, I decided to set the spider free: I couldn't bear to see it die in that bath and know I could have saved it. But why does it get to live, but the flies don't? So unfair :(((  Like the Hawk from 'Hawk Roosting' by Ted Hughes, I sometimes just wish I could be unburdened by conscience :( but the guilt??????????????????? Y

Nostalgia :3

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Nostalgia consists of: Cut the Rope and my future job aspirations which remind me of year nine Jewellery Club when we utilised a jig(olo) to create an Om Nom pendant. And when I made a ring and proposed to le pregs teacher. <3 I should remind her that we're betrothed... Y we not wedded :(( YEAR NINE WEDNESDAYS: I actually lived for Wednesdays 2012 when I was fourteen - firstly, I had double music with mrs Davies!!! Once I sang Someone like you and the class cried with how euphonious my voice (once) was :3 and it was the best day of our lives. :'(( wow. Adele once encapsulated such a huge plethora of memories during year 8 & 9. Furthermore, Wednesdays were always #WATERLOOROADWEDNESDAYS!!!!!! Though Series 7 made me hate steevie from Miranda: she MURDERED MICHAEL!!! Omg Miranda... Bear with! And I literally lived for twitter interactions with the WR cast haha -.- I actually found Waterloo Road last summer. It was peak:  Seriously, the road is situated in the Peak District...