Today epitomised the literary technique of bathos. Today can be culminated as the following emoticon: 💩 Today was the epitomy of abhorrence. I was so excited for sixth form induction, I berely slept. But to my abhorrence, it was horrible :((( My new form tutor is my old English teacher, and when reading my personal statement for university he probably won't allow me to submit it until I've omitted all the big words :( However, English sounds fun: we can do the coursework all at home, hand it in, get feedback and subsequently ameliorate and redraft our work (and repeat) until the deadline!! However, there is a fifty per cent chance he will be my coursework teacher; I fear that initially, his only feedback for me may be: it's good just cut out the big words ok. Also my form is scary: it's east wing Some people have Teghi or PeterPaul; I am burdened with him :( y u do this??? Although, I was flattered with a plethora of suit complinents today :3 In case you h...