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Summer Reading List

Brighton Rock George Orwell 1984 A Descovery of Witches Shadow of Night  AQA GCSE Anthology: Moon on the tides Relationships Cluster Delirium Pandemonium Requiem AQA GCSE Anthology: Sunlight on the Grass Short Stories  The Great Gatsby  Great Expectations  The Bible (New Testiment)  The Fault in our Stars  The Shock of the Fall  Of mice and men  Twilight: new moon  Eclipse Breaking Dawn  My summer tho > 

Saturn is a sassy bitch

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Earth has a gravitational pull; it is devoid of rings; it is not a sassy show off Maybe Amy Winehouse didn't like it, thus she didn't put a ring on it ;D XD Oh allusions...

My school is saten

They are blackmailing us: we either have to go on a £300 residential, or do work experience -.- which no one would do. Thus, I will have to do the former. :( Being an avid satanist supporter, Idk why I keep chastising 'satan' stuff lolZ

BEST MORNING (afternoon) EVER

Just slept for fifteen hours :-) haven't been able to do dis since les GCSEs And then my dad is like: oh yeah you won an award??  I GOT A BRONZE DRAMA AWARD!!! Ily ty Greenaway <3 

Giraffes are qts :3

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Wish I was a giraffe. Or a poodle. 🐩 I just love giraffes :3 <3 

Sixth form induction summed up:

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This perfectly encapsulated my perception of people in my year consisting of pure repugnance. :) On a lighter note, French and psychology were amazing! We had Monsieur D :)))! Thankfully, I could still recall french words! Thankfully my useless physics memorisation of convection currents hadn't displaced them, if you pardon the pun #physicsbanter #iHatephysics  Caught up with Teghi, and although I'm still resentful I don't have him or Peterpaul as my form tutor, I should be grateful to have mr Christopher: he is a lovely person and I may get him for literature coursework. I'm just praying that when I'm writing my personal statement for university he doesn't just tell me to omit and replace all the big words lol. 

Abhorrence.

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Today epitomised the literary technique of bathos.  Today can be culminated as the following emoticon: 💩 Today was the epitomy of abhorrence.  I was so excited for sixth form induction, I berely slept. But to my abhorrence, it was horrible :((( My new form tutor is my old English teacher, and when reading my personal statement for university he probably won't allow me to submit it until I've omitted all the big words :( However, English sounds fun: we can do the coursework all at home, hand it in, get feedback and subsequently ameliorate and redraft our work (and repeat) until the deadline!! However, there is a fifty per cent chance he will be my coursework teacher; I fear that initially, his only feedback for me may be: it's good just cut out the big words ok.  Also my form is scary: it's east wing  Some people have Teghi or PeterPaul; I am burdened with him :( y u do this??? Although, I was flattered with a plethora of suit complinents today :3  In case you h...

Remorse. And Satan.

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NEVADA IS SATAN.  Here is a snapshot of the abhorrence:  In the desert, the air is like over a hundred degrees 'F' (?) which is like fify or sixy degrees!!!! Satanically, the wind is hotter than the air!! Y u do this lord lucifer?? Yet I complain about the coldness of the whistling wind. Although core-cutting, I miss it.  WATER - hard as nails, I've always chastised Northampton water.  However, right now I'd give an entire eyelash to taste the grotesquely beautiful Mg2+ and Ca2+ ions... (Literally all I learnt from GCSE Chemistry)  How I miss the latter malevolent scum-provoking fluid. :(  Or as the French would say: tu me manque - you are missing from me. How cute. :3 le français <3 WOO YAY FRENCH ON WEDNESDAY OR THURSDAY SO EXCUTED!! Anyway, on a related tangent, my trigonometry skills have improved due to absorption of the sun's ultra violent and infrared radiation (literally my extent of physics knowledge), bc. I hev. Noicse. TAN!!!!!!!!!!!! #t...

Me rn

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On holiday and you hear a British human :3 

Y u do this

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Went to the Grand Canyon today. Just a snap of the abhorrence: 

12 Years a Slave review

On the plane t' America, I attempted to watch 12 years a slave.  One is remorseful, my fellow blogglies, but one cannot review this movie for two reasons: firstly, I watched it in french, and secondly, I was only capeable of watching 32% before breaking down with tears. Ultimately, a film I couldn't even understand made me cry. Thus, watch it if your sad bc crying is healthy bc tears contain stress which one subsequently omits from oneself. 

SLEEEEP

 Ergo, My GCSE Examinations have culminated; one can finally sleep :-3  Despite how it was Friday the 13th, complemented with a full benevolent BLOOD MOON, I didn't transform into a werewolf during either of my exams today. :P  Apparently my school has a discriminatory policy against werewolf transformations during exams?? Really rude. If that happened to me I'd sue for prejudicial disqualification.  Ultimately, I still can't accept year 11 is over :((( y u go so fast :((( *le cry*  RIP YEAR 11  Happy Friday 13th :D  Anyway, twelve weeks to read & sleep*, knowing I'll never have to do maths, science or product design ever again :}  *Except I might be going to America tomorrow.... #lolwhut

Only had one nap today :P

Usually after an physically and mentally depleting day of exams I have about a nap or 12  Thankfully, it's all over tomorrow!!!:-(())

The contradistinction.

Looking back on my class notes from year ten is so morose: in September, my writing was almost neat and congruent. By October 1st, it was quite the adverse.  It didn't quite recouperate until after Christmas... ... But even by 2013, becoming exponentially optimistic with prosperity,  echoes of the ramifications of 2012 lingered in my class notes.  Remember when we all died lol? 

Ngl

Although I shed hair like a horse shedding flies, but biology went great :D! Bar the look of repugnance the invigilators give me whilst brushing off all my hairs off the exam paper..............

Insatiable.

During exams, trepidity surpasses me; I fail exams in which I'm capable of achieving so much better :( I want to speak to my teacher about resitting next year... But I fear it would be futile? Surely I'd just repeat the abhorrence of yesterday's exam?  I just know that on gcse results day I'm going to be so sad 😪

When your life is deteriorating...

Just go to sleep :))

Grotesque lyfe x

Lost so much hair today, I've resorted to storing it as a floss supply. Would post a picture, but the abhorrence...,,,..  \|/