Snowprints in the Sand

Yay aw I used to have a pet snake called simon and he was a corn snake!!!!!! But my dad made us give him away after a couple of years and I still remember crying all through my taekwondo sesh. Lol u'd never belive Im a black belt???? No lie can't even beleav it myself but stopped in year 7 bcus big school.  Anyway this week has not been great: everyone's been on the geog field trip. Although I only miss Jack and Georgerai, even in my other lessons I just felt this dauntingly insatiable sense of incompleteness due to the sparsity of the filled seats. Anyway, been so busy and stressed that I didn't even notice until today that one is COMPLETELY SUNBURNED from Singapore. Seeing the grotesque uniformity of my shedding skin like a snake's was more nauseating than my intensely malting hair which the stress has exacerbated so much that the gaps in between my spirals were the only reason I noticed the abhorrence of the skin. And the fact its almost as dark as my hair th...

lol sounds like a title of a season one episode of breaking bad, back when everything seemed so innocent and domestic, yet when watching with hindsight after finishing the show, you'll realise all the subtle forshadowing of the abhorrent cynicism. Lol you probably won't but english literature students are just burdened with this inability to watch an allegorical or didactic program, book, or anything with words without inadvertently analysing \I/ Okay so this blog will take you through the journey of my final day in singapore to where I am now. Let us begin with Sunday morning at 8am (midnight for you guys) when I woke up with deep sadness knowing I will never again wake up to anything this beautiful my aunty left for hong king so I said bi and then her boyf, my dad and I went to the viewing point on the Marina Bay Sands hotel which is this place composed of three buildings with a ship atop it. After taking wayyyy to many selfies with my selfie stick we explored the city...

Yesterday was really nice because my dad and Aunt's boyf went out shopping for technological items whilst my Aunt and I went down to the infinity edge pool. it was such a beautiful moment because while my Aunt was reading on the sunbed I was the only person in the entire pool (really long) and I just swam slightly following the curvature of the curves bcus love all your curves and all your edges; all your perfect imperfections. V invigorating experience just sitting on the outer edge thinking: how it do it?? how water vanish like dat?????? Also having my hair in a bun to prevent chlorine damage felt v revolutionary bcus by exposing my neck There was more opportunity for the cold of my soul to leak out and permeate, hopefully superseding the abhorrence of the radiating heat <3 However I was so grateful for the glacial coolness encapsulating me <3 Thereafter, I exited the perpetual phenomenon and allowed the aqueous droplets of chlorine (chemically intertwined with at least a f...

ooKayy so on Tuesday we went to universal studios!!! Due to malevolent memories deriving from past experiences of abhorrence, the trepidation always supersedes when faced with a scary ride. Thus, participation in high velocity rides did not occur :-( BUT we did ride thrice on the transformers ride where we move from room to room with these collossial immersive 3D screens which was so amazing; it was deffo worth the almost two hour queue consisting of surreptitious room after room. Like it was so good we went back at the end and did it twice again!!!!!! Thankfully qs were no longer peaK superfluous. The premise: you're situated inside a transformer which is in its car form amidst a night-time city. You find you become intertwined within the malevolence of the battles between the transformers but it's just the MOST exhilarating experience - although you may not actually be moving forward as fast as it seems, you feel the adrenaline you would feel when travelling at 1000 miles per...

yay so I've been here for three days and its so amazing!!! It's so clean and contemporary and diverse but the heat is satanic :-( :-( and the humid only exacerbates this as it does to the frizz of my spirals :( Monday was really nice because we didn't do much in particular just sweqed around the city and its so beautiful!!!!!! Aunty's bae's apartment is v nice and there is an infinity pool 💗 After lunch - olive rice for me-  my father, aunt and I went on the Singapore 'flyer' aka plagiarised London eye which provided an insightful perspective however would have been unenvisageable at night 👌 Thereafter, we sat on the promenade and drank some coconut water and it was just an invigorating moment of benevolence: The revitalising cool breeze, my permeating shadow; the radiating waves of my hair an oscillating an ominous silhouette: d'une ombre (shadow). Subsequently we went to a hotel cafeteria and drank some oriental green tea which I immedia...

So going to Singapore bcus Aunt is visiting her boyf who lives there and it's Chinese New Year. So on Friday after a day of bathos I was so sad, so disillusioned; when I got home, even after an empowing walk to ARTPOP, ((however not as usual as I had listened to part one of the album which is more about love, whereas part two is so much better bcus sassier (and it explores less themes such as the use and abuse of recreational drugs when lady gaga escaped to Amsterdam and died her hair brown thus developing her alter ego: MJH so that she could be unrecognisable. But Holland is kind of the core of EDM thus???? But I guess she wasn't yet known for it at the time??))) but, filled with abhorrence of disenchantment  I collapsed in my bed and ate about half a jar of peanut butter whilst watching prison break. Too many thoughts to nap so I waited until it was dark and turned off all the nights and revisited an old friend: my piano. It's only been a few months since our last encount...

So today was good because thursday and thursdays consist of Psychology, skiving sprec, and poetry. Since Jack the thirsty slut drank ALL MY WATER during psychology, I waited until the concourse was devoid of teachers before replenishing the supply bcus was in seripous need of hydration. Anyway was the only year 12 in the sixth form lib (surprised no one ever notices????? But one is good at making oneself invisible) and was sad thinking of Jack (but probs partially bcus I was doing my coursework on unrequited love) UNTIL I SAW A BLUE SLEEVE which benevolently picked up my pen and I just couldn't even beleaf it!!!!!! Like how did that even happen????????? seriously though missing someone and then unexpectedly seeing them is probs as good as having your hair washed at the hairdressers. Today's tunes consisted of 'bewitched' and 'nature boy' bcus the melancholic poignancy (plus gaga is queen and she too must feel it) After he left didn't do much work bcus comp...

Okay so today was good because first lesson in lit of typing up coursework I asked miss if I could go to the toilet and she said 'of course you can' v nicely not like mr chew who would have been like 'yes you can go to the toilet INCORRECT MODAL VERB bcus indicative of ability not possibility lol top jks and then the toilet was locked so I ran downstairs to the main toilets which were flooded and I don't even want to think about what the liquid could have been and then when someone else went they must have taken a nice leisurely stroll bcus upon returning miss, the witty satirical human that she is proclaimed: where did you go to the toilet dan? in France??????????? which elicited a roar of guffaws from the class due to the hyperbolic sarcasm insinuating how long he took but it was so funny haha. Oftentimes, I envisage the moment when we are finally unburdened of our malicious German lodger whose normal speaking volume is about 20000 decibels during the day and about 60...

So after moving all her things into her new house Amrine came back to say goodbye to me  at about 6pm :( after almost tripping over the mess that is my, what I call, floordrobe, we had a 20/30 minute conversation in my room consisting of reminiscing on how much we've grown since the 24th September 2011 when she first moved in when she had braces (which she finally got off last summer after SIX YEARS) and a fringe which made her look about 12 lol. She asked about which unis I'm thinking of applying for and I said Idk but Eng lit and creative writing <3<3<3 Honestly my dream is going to uni in london and perhaps spending a year abroad in america or somewhere but as long as I'm relatively far away from the abhorrence of northampton I should be okay. We were looking at courses in 'Enrichment' lol deceiving subject name I feel no more or less enriched but it is a benevolently banterous beginning to the week on a monday <3 anyway Bath Spa looks interesting bc...

Oh my lord. Genuinely sweating tears with emotion after discovering my favourite author is publishing a sequel to the most perfect semi-autobiographicalish southern gothic bildungsroman novel - To Kill a Mockingbird <3 Apparently Lee wrote it sixty years ago though. Just think about this: potentially one of the most perfect pieces of literature ever written has just been laying in a pile of dust for over sixty years and no one even knew about it. What the even heck (bar Lee cp and her publishers) so all we know so far is that she began writing it prior to writing mockingbird, but naturally the allusions to her childhood captivated Lee's editor so bad he persuaded her to forget this adult scout and just explore the child jean-lewuise (southern accent) okay so apparently Scout returns to Maycomb from NEW YORK to reconcile with Atticus and some old friends. But then emotional turmoil is provoked from discovering that her father's attitudes affect her politically and emoti...

Firstly, one is invariably greeted with the salutation 'English Lord' and subsequently the knowledge of my expertise is spread, for allegedly I am 'the talk of the team base'. Naturally, the alliteration elicits much elation. Next, rumour has it when I'm innocently sleeping at night Mrs Buckleyy cuts a lock of my hair and frames it, a covert yet prestigious secret. Lastly, the lesson is incomplete without some witty satirical remarks such as 'is it true you only eat alphabet spaghetti??????' 'bcus u the english lord x'  :') the fame is unparalleled x  BUT there are repercussions: Im becoming so egotistical and oblivious; I'm actually Walter White from Breaking Bad but then aren't we all......? ;O