My Week: Charity Week 2014

Monday:
I can't comprehend how different life was a year ago: then, I lacked the confidence to wear mufti :( whereas today, although there was adrenaline, I did it!!!!! However, unable to flaunt my funké frech swegger bc spent the entire day in the library bc both english lit AND lang courseworks were due :(  on even the same day. wat t even heck r u kiddé me. Abhorrent repercussions of taking both Englishes at a-level, yet I don't even know what the plural of english is. Also most mind boggglieiing grammar fact: 'verb' is a noun o.O. I wish my school offered AQA English lit & lang and also Creative writing at a level :(:( on sat night I'd planned on being bre keen and setting my alarm for 10:02 am so I could finish my three essays (lol finish??? English??? one cannot simply complete an english essaye) and do it. Upon awakening to the sound of ducks, I thought: yay ok 5 minutes to contemplate the metaphysical nature of my dreams. THREE AND A HALF HOURS LATER I'd forgotten my dreams and it was 1:30 and I had just gained three hours of sleep. Also I got an A in my language and Power essay!!!! And that was after moderation from mrs b who was an AQA Examiné last year!!! Couldn't even beleaf it.
One is Listening to this in memory of all the year 10s in full grey tracksuits today x

lookin gd n feeling fyne FACHON x

Tuesday:

Had the coolest dream!! That I was living in London but there was an eiffel tower and it was so beautiful <3 Perhaps the implications could convey my ambivalence because Paris is so beautiful but I love London so much <3<3<3 hope I can go to university there but it will probs cost about £666 ponds a day :-(

Also first heat of XX factor!! It was good but the banter is too much sometimes :( and also one of the people who got through to the final was dizz bcus he played the chords to fast car but sang the man who can't be moved. Siq1 not learning it so thinking we wouldnt even notice \I/. Alsi there was someone who sang a medlee which was soo good and creative (to an extent): he started off with 'say something im giving up on you' which is a v nostalgic song to me: it reminds me of last easter half term which was a v emochonal time for me :( but then he went on to burn by elly g and then a few others and then alternated between let it go and what makes you beautiful which elicited a very evocative response from the audience. He def should have got through despite not being the best singer. 

Wednesday:

Only three people turned up for french so the cover teacher was like: yo you can listen to music if you want, to which I replied 'yes lads can we eat sleep rave repeat blast out some frozen??' and he was like yh boi!! He has a degree in performing arts/ dance so ofc let it go is his jam!! SO we watched some let it go in french but they'd completely changed the lyrics to sustain the rhyme scheme :( also we saw love is an open door!!! omg gonna ask for the frozen album for xmo. Perhaps even the deluxe edition if I'm feeling particularly intrepid. But if my audacity continues on its exponential ascent, perhaps I may request the 'ultimate edition'. But I lack the audacity. 

Thursday:

XX factor reached its peak poorness: its just been getting worsé et worsé everyday.

Superfluously ludicrous controversy was provoked today when two science teachers made a video miming to 'love is an open door', bc apparently it may be perceived as eliciting humour because people  will laugh that it is two men. Bukkers showed it to us in lit and apparently it's been 'banned'??? Which has subsequently triggered bre protest posters titled #BBB (bring back brozen) lol. But really everyone is just trying to hide it from the head, the ominous new head teacher, which all the teachers in the school are helping to achieve by showing it to pupil in the school and securing our silence by telling us not to say anything about it. Lol siq. She attempted to justify this saying 'its just the wrong time: three years ago it wouldn't have mattered; in three years it will not matter; just now due to recent surge of LGBT/ political correctness' 

Will expressed his contempt towards Frozen, and was like omg lucy you actually listen to this??? and she replied: 'um yes I hev a se7en year old sis'. Awkward moment when I had no justification bcus only child. Will sue my parents one day.  

Also my maths teacher is so funny: she has such an interest in different cultures which is nice, albeit she was disappointed that I'm not a meditating buddhist upon revealing my veganism. However, I said I do yoga, the benevolence of which was corroborated by the lads bc banter. 

FRIDAY:

Kilcoyne made Emma & me tea in French today the qt!!! He came in with mince pies asking where the whereabouts of the 'eejit' was situated (an allusion we all understood the semantics of: will robins) and I was like 'yo doesn't look like tea sir' and he was like 'ok I'lll check if we have some cups in the team base' and I was like 'no milk pls' and, mishearing me, he was like 'lots of milk?????' with a look of contempt on his eyebrows and I was like 'no no milk pls'. Aftre lucy expressed her abhorrence through the use of rising intonation by echoing my utterance 'no milk???' I revealed I was a follower of veganism. She was like 'oh I hev a friend who is a vegan. Bre hard to cater for'. Yeah rite. Flawed declaration: pretty sure I'm the only vegan in the world. And also why would you need to cater we just inhale sunlight and absorb different types of tea and photosynthesise bc we're basically plants. Ironic because now I'm insinuating us as cannibalistic since out died is purely plant based. And Also I like the head of languages now even though she doesn't even speak french because she provided me with contentment, thus has become a conditioned stimulus because now that she provided me with happiness (tea with no milk) and I said 'thenq' and she replied 'you're welcome, enjoy', I now associate her with tea; tea makes me happy; now so does she. SO If you want to make someone like you make them tea because then the same buzzy feelings triggered by caffeine will be elicited when they see you. However, I got an E in psychology in both terms one and two, thus I am not a credible source so don't quote me please (harvard reference pls xox)

XX FACTOR FINAL! It was bre good!!! People through the beach balls around which I much preferred to last years inflated condoms. Mrs Buckkers sang chandelier, probs one of my fav songs, and she sang it so beautifully :( but I couldn't see her because I was on the side of the balcony. Also The XX Factor final is the her annual release of her curly locks: for the other 364 days each year she wears her quintessential braid. Also really disappointed with the person who won :( not just because I know what am abhorrent human he is, but also I think Miles should have won!! His song choices were unknown to me but that didn't hinder my enjoyment: he has such a soft, unique voice which creates beautiful contrast with the electronic guitars.

Also REMORSE because Lauren got me a chrimbo card!! actually makes me cry that someone would think about me in the evenings - especially when they're writing cards for other people and then they do it, and we've only like known each other for like a week :((:( 

Also I never realised the song Chandelier was an allegory for the use and abuse of alcoholism. 

Walk home wasn't good: the sun managed to supersede the pathetic clouds; I could feel my hair and skin absorbing the vitamin D. I'm definitely D deficient. y I no get the D. lustrous lord lucifer y u deprive me????????

Overall felt like the longest week ever, but so much frozen allusions everyday!!! ( (bar monday that wasn't a gd DAYY) ) 

When I've got an English degree I'm going to publish two words:

'Equivocable' (an inadvertent interspersion of the words 'equivocal' and 'irrevocable' which was conjured during the stress of the GCSE poetry exam. 

and 'abutilisation', so that instead of 'use and abuse' I can say 'utilisation and abutilisation'.