Incestuous lyfe 2k15x

Okay so we speculate our beautiful summer has been impregnated by her 11 month old son.

A few years ago, her father impregnated her, but she was given the morning after pill.

But my mum actually wants to keep these inbred fetuses!!!!!! I dont mind because although they wont be worth much being 75% Bichon Frisé, 25% Yorkshire terrier, we might be able to make bre money!!!! But chester is a pretty buttters muttt fam so idk

but being burdened by conscience, she doesnt want to sell them if we wouldnt want it ourselves.
Equally however, I would agree that it could be animal abuse to allow them to be born. But we don't have Summer's consent to abort them, thus as much as I think I'm grotesque for typing this, I think it would be kindest to allow them to be born becuase it would be unfair to deprive summer of her unborn children.

OH the moral perplexité

I'm sorry but this is just all so messed up and grotesque and epitomises my contempt for salatious subbucuses that are 'dogs'.

Anyway, today I got my GCSE English Language Result!!!

Went to school and thankfully just mrs b and topping shaw were in the teambase :) so relieved bcus theyre probs my two fav teachers and then she was like

'Raf have you got it?'
*paralinguistically implies no*
'well you passed!!!!!!!!!!'
'yay thenq miss'
'well well done raf you got the very top mark A'
((but longer))
and then browning was like 'yay now you can start eng lang a level!!! okai going down to mark your mock'

But I felt the ominous presence of disillusionment lingering like a shadow

but plot twist:

we were indoors.

thus rendering my simile pretty sophistical

one will admit I was slighly dissapointed when I got home, so I made myself some green tea WITH LEMON and watched four episodes of breaking bad and did some psychol and eng lit bcus THREE EXAMS TOMORROW Y LORDRAIS Y

havent even thought about french for three weeks lol lowe that genuinely aiming for a U

Today's revision music has consisted of Taylor Swift (1989 and Red), Lady GaGa (Cheek to Cheek and Born this Way) and Frozen!!

For the past half an hour Ive literally just been eating peanut buttter and staring at the ceiling thus decided to be slighly productive and update you

also its really sad when I'm constantly changing peanut butter brands becuase by the end of the jar its just transcendental but then when I open a fretch jar I am immediately abhorred by what  I call the salt:sugar:peanut:oil 'imbalance'

but to restore the equilibrium is to distrupt it  

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