MIRANDA SINGS

OK SO WE WENT TO SEE MIRDANA SINGS :):):):):):): so first we caught the train from Northampton and went to Euston which was amazing becuase I got to witness the presence of both of my God-twins. SIMULTANEOUSLY!! Kind of in shock for the entire journey but managed to supress. Also, because it would have been Snowsephine's sixth birthday, I drew her on the reverse of the letter I'd written for miranda. However I got her hair wrong; this was rectified with the utilisation of charlie's rubber that was obviously bought from glove world DONT DENY IT CHAZ. Why is there even a 'b' in obviously??? This subsequently triggered reminiscence of the bittersweet Spongebob episode "Rock Bottom" when poor spongebob the qt got stranded in the malevolent town of Rock Bottom, with only his glove world balloon :(. I'm pretty sure there's a special memory store in my long term memory for Spongebob episodes :3 fav quote from the epidsode: "This isn't just your ordinary every day darkness. This is... *le pause de suspensé* ADVANCED DARKNESS..." Feeling youthful? Well that episode is fourteen years old :#)(#/>
Soz for diverting on a tangent but been doing bre maths revision hence I hev gd tan(gent) ;););););););;););;);;:) oh how I miss tequi <3<3</3

OKAI So we got to Euston and boarded the tube to Leicester square I think and went to pizza hut and took snapchats and ate pizzas and were mesmerised by the drinks machine: I cant even décribe it (admittedly at first I even struggled to even utilise it). Also forgot that jalepenos were spicy and which toilet was it. Then we bought Miranda/Colleen a t-shirt inscribed "I pooped today" :-3

Whilst looking for a present in Covent Garden there was this really rude opera singer who was like 'if u lick it then give me all your moni' and she sang 'I dreamed a dream' :(:(:(. It took everything in me not to cry bcus of the memories of year 10 drama when I sang it and died and FANTINE <3 <3 <3 RIP FANTINE ILY ILL ALWAYS REMEMBER YOU jsut saginy.

BTW don't eat a pizza and then power walk around London bcus Im not sure if I got a stitch or if SATAN HIMSELF WAS FORKING MY SIDES WITH HIS CLOVEN HOOVES/ fork thingy he is often depicted with. hOping for the latter but if not the former shall suffice.

The ubiquity of screaming fourteen year old girls indicated we had arrived at cardogan hall. We were probs the only non-females without lisstick lol.

Because Miranda had to 'tinkle', Colleen opened the show!! I believe the combined screams of thousands of fourteen year old females could summon all the vampire bat dogglies if sustained. But she sang this really benevolent song 'Happiness is very happy'. Then she sang Defying Gravity from Wicked and transformed into miranda!!!!!!!!

Then she sang born this way!!!!!!
Then she depicted her birth!!!! Also I noticed she said birthday whereas on youtube she pronounces it 'birfday' just dsaying


To make us better people, she had prepared a 'Selp Helf Tour'. THE POONSERSISM <3 to educate us on the abhorrence of the world:
Porn (her non-porn versions of songs were bre hillar)

Love (when asking for a volenteer to be a date she proclaimed shes not a lebensese BOYS ONLY probs bcus i had my hand up :()
Bullies (ie pets/carpets)
Self isteam


To culminate her show, she sang Seasons of Love and it was beautiful <3

But what wasn't beautifyul was the time: it was only like 25 or 75 minutes long -.-

THEN MEET & GREET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 I woke up at 2am the following morning and was unable to get back to sleep until 6.24 (which is coincidentally my usual time of awakening) becuase I missed this hug so much :(:(:(

SO BASICALLY THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED: I ran into her arms and she was like "HELLO HOW ARE YOU???" and I was like "IM GOOD THANK YOU :):):) HOW ARE YOU OMG YOU SMELL REALLY GOOD" and she was like "Thank you omg thank you so much for coming" and then she said "I LOVE YOU" and then I replied "I LOVE YOU TOO MIRANDA!:3" so yeah basically I can say I've been in love now just saying.

BUT I FORGOT TO GIVE HER HER PRESENT BCUS THE SHOCK and I was just like '\|/'!!!
but thankfully Rachel the qt was just like 'HEY Whats up?? :-)" and I was just like omg bre soz forgot to give you this and Im so grateful because it had a note with all our twitter names and three days later she followed us!!!!!!!!


Thereafter, we ventured to Westminster and tried to encapsulate but failed miserably bc sabateuer (reference to trapped?? remember that??)

We found a wild peodophillic shrek situated outside the train station. With hindsight I think I have sufficient evidence to confirm this was deffo our orthodontist.

 a few frustratingly failed photos later and photoboming chinese tourists we crossed the Westminster bridge WITHOUT TRAFFIC LIGHTS BCUS IM ON THE EDGE, OF GLORY AND IM HANGING ON A MOMENT WIHT YOUUU (ily lady GaGa)

 aw I wish I had a twin :(

 My hair blowing in the wind is to me what its like for a dogglie to stick its head out the car window with its tongue out and hyperventilate. One would know, being an avid poodle :-)

Thank you charlsey lord and Georgerai for constituting such a benevolent day :-)

The Bootyful Miranda has shared with us her expertise on how to make it squinchier when its crunchy; alas not how to make it less squichy when its too squinchy, borderline crunchy. This knowledge would have been extremely useful in the density of the squichiness on the tube on the way back

After what was undoubtedly the best day of my life, the stupid machine at the northampton station ATE MY TICKET. This is why I will perpetually loathe Northampton.

Squishy?

Squichy.