Reacting to old blog posts: Episode 2

SINCEREST APOLOGIES my beautiful benevolent readers, alas it is currently the abhorrent segmentation between terms: Easter. Thus I've literally done NOTHING for the past week (bar sleep and netflix and stuff all my fallen pages into my folder, thus exacerbating my disorganisation). Thankfully, Ive had this (about half finished) stored in my drafts for so many months; I think, after all this time, you guys deserve this <3



FIRST FUQUEN WORD WONG - 'Though' should be 'Although' \I/

SECOND FUEQUEN WORD WRONG - 'there's' is the contracted form of there is, thus it should be 'there have' \I/

I was infatuated with the ABSURD colloquial 'hench' in year nine haha.
y?
probs bcus I was delusional enough to believe it could become a constitutive trait de moi :-)  

Omg I remember this unequivocally - it didn't say 'Raf'; it said 'Rap' - the most abhorrent genre of what I call 'music', not that I consider it constitutes music. BUT, the beautiful cursive had evidently applied insufficient pressure when creating the convexity of the p. Or I just rubbed it off leaving a gap. Lol thinking back I think that's actually what I did oh wow haha how I such bemusedly amused myself :-)

'laughing'. OH how I miss those days. When I used to laugh. When I didn't dissolve internally with anxiety when laughing. The days before I began what I call 'hawing'. Unfortunately, no brothels have been involved as of yet when obtaining a haw. 
Its bad enough I have a nervous laughter bcus anxiety, but the cacophonous nature of my haw only exacerbates my anxiety, to my abhorrence. Furthermore, Im okay when everyone else is laughing but when my teachers try to be funny or are actually funny and only I obtain a sense of humour grotesque enough to appreciate it and then I complain 'y tichr lick me least in the class' and then I realise its bcus I've created prejudicial perceptions due to what seems like I'm trying to make pathetic pretense  (my what I call 'haw')

Coming back to this after writing it months ago, I realise what was once utilised superfluously [well known to you in both its noun form ('abhorrence') and its adjectival form ('abhorrent')], appears to have ebbed out of my idolect. 
IF Not, do not fear; Lord Rafadoodlies is Here!!!!!!!!!±!!!!!!!!!@
(no idea why that's there lol probs was just a fragmented attempt to mock what year 9 me would have said in this situachion) 

lol jkjk I'll never be here for u xox

but to reimburse by absence, one shall provide the definition derived from the deity of Googleplex itself:


ELIDING THE WORDS 'WANT' and 'TO' WAS UNNECESSARY LORD RAFADOODLIES 1213

GEORGERAI <3 omg you were there <3 this is so sentimental eternally grateful that I captured this moment, because I always thought y were we no friends until year 10??? But the realisation that one of my favourite ppl was there all along, during my favourite era (2011/2012) <3 even though it feels like we've been beknownst for so many years, it is only a transitory segment. But wow I can't believe the request of the georgerai did not supersede the desires of 'that potato Lee' (cpee). OMG haha when I have a house full of cats and they begin to incestriously reproduce uncontrollably and I start running out of names, I'll just start naming them letters and then OMG if there's siamese cat twins I'll name one 'c' and one 'p' and then entrap them indoors - honestly completely inadvertently(!!!) - and then they'll excrete on the carpet and I'll be like: "see, you needed to pee, y u no say? :( 

how I so witty??? 

But yeah here's the names of all my cats (so far): 

Charlsey
Charlie
Jean
Louise 
Finché
Shckazrl
G 
rai
Leeeeeeeeee
C
Cat (bré orig)
Dog (juts 4 th b4nts)
P
A
B
C
D
E
G
F
U
!
Q
Bonquiqui
Shanniqua
Shanquia quis x 
kkk


and maybe some day, If they do not satiate my desire and I capitulate, I may get a dog. She'll either be:
a Border collie called dogglie, or perhaps holly after my english teacher's dog <3
a rough collie called sasha (after one of Snowsephine's puppies from her second litter in 2011). Omg sometimes, when I'm walking home, I see this beautiful rough collie just across the road, so close, yet so far. But each time I see her (idk y just assuming female I know I shouldn't gender stereotype but all rough collie's look like girls), her coat gets a little more grey, yet ironically I fur looks a little softer <3 
or, a poodle called Florence <3


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