The Fault in our Placentas x
Overall, I had a v good weekend <3
On friday I came home from school after a very good day but was filled with morosity upon seeing the poor pregnant summer so tired and sapped of any remains of her elderly exuberance. But she lost that when she had Chester :{ so I sat there and brushed her copper curls, feeling them frizz like my hair in humidity
On friday I came home from school after a very good day but was filled with morosity upon seeing the poor pregnant summer so tired and sapped of any remains of her elderly exuberance. But she lost that when she had Chester :{ so I sat there and brushed her copper curls, feeling them frizz like my hair in humidity
She was too tired to even try to resist the qt; she aquiescetly capitulated and just rolled over onto her side
So the mother awoke me at 6am on Sunday morning and I was thinqing oh okai so the summer has decided the optimal time for expulsion of child would be THREE HOURS AFTER FALLING ASLEEP CHEERS but then the mother was like 'no she had them during the night!!!!!' so we went down and the sofa was stained with viridescence (new fav word) and there were four beautiful little puppies squealing like pigs (and also resembling pigs aesthetically also). After detaching the final one by biting off its umbilical cord, we examined their beauty: there were four puppies; three males; one female. Three black; one pure white lad. Too grotesque to touch so left them for a while. When I came back and they'd all dried, it turns out the black ones are actually brown!! Probs a genetic mutation deriving from inbreeding.
As I enclosed the little white guy in the palm of my hand, my immediate thought: 'Charlie...</3' (summer's dad, one of snowsephine's puppies from her final litter, and also one of the cleverest ppl/ gods in the world). Was worried becuase summer inherited a slightly more effeminate version of her father's traits, so thankfully, but sadly, she contains the genetic potential to pass down the recessive genes of the Snowsephine.
But then she did have the most perfect interspersion of alleles, it's near impossible probability could parallel her perfection 💔🐩
Just look at how beautiful she was ❤️ there's so many beautiful dogs, but I know if I ever have a dog (hopefully I won't I'll just be the craZ caT ladY) I'll always see the snowsephine 💔
We were unsure whether summer had discharged all her placentas, thus we took her to the vets just to ensure of it. Can't believe year 9 me ever wanted to be a vet: it's just abhorrent my grotesque😖. This was almost as traumatic for me as for the anxious summer bcus this was my first visit to the vet without the Snowsephine; the abhorrent stench of clinical sterility continued to permeate, diffusing through the masqueraded air.
The vet lady was nice but pretty sure she was slightly drunk and was v posh and young, kind of reminded me of Lettuce Rowbotham from Britain's got talent?? Remember the one who turned the violin into a contemporary pop instrument?? BUT TWOT PLIST: in the final, she revealed she was also an opera singer!!!!!! Also she was mesmerised by summer's long beautiful hair lol I most people shave their bichon's curls 💔 the Mother lied, or at least deployed omission, by not revealing the incestrious nature of the procreation. Despite the potency of mendacity, this could not repress the radiating diffusion of the clinicalism.
I finally finished reading the Fault in our stars which I started last summer lol. Somehow, I really don't feel it sufficed the hype and idk what's happened to me but I failed to secret even a droplet of the aqueous substance that constitute tears from my eyes. Think it was just bcus although it was quite relatable, it wasn't as insightful or eye opening as I'd expected, bcus it was literally just regurgitating what I already knew through a heat of hypocrisy: oh should not fall in love bcus not worth it for the pain oh he died oh I did it now must hold on to every final fragment of memory
In lit the teacher was not present; her absence probs derived from bcus she still had a sore throat and couldn't face watching me haw uncontrollably at her expense again aw. This lesson people suggested her absence was most probably due to a sore throat, which incited intense guffaws. Ppl were like 'y u fake laugh' and 'how it even funny', but Eve kindly corroborated me on how hilarious her voice was and managed to get over it after a few minutes last lesson until she saw me fragmenting in hysterics Im so peAk.
In english language today we started learning about language and technology. Teacher was like 'oh have you heard of this new thing -' she then proceeded to write "SURI" at the top of the whiteboard.
SURI.
Consequently, I think one's guffaws became irrepressible, but idk kind of just phased out probably due to the interspersion of both physical and emotional stress of trying so hard but being incapable of suppressing the laughter. My only indication of my vocal's severity was the people looking at me with contempt, thinking what a horrible human I am to allow this - cry with laughter yet stay silent - but with hindsight, surely it was kinder not to say anything?? YET, the person who told me to 'leave it' and just 'let her have this one' was the one who tentatively suggested he thought it was actually 'Siri' idk why this is so funny though haha
Still finding 'Suri' and the teacher's voice as funny as when I first heard lol it idk why stuff is still making me explode - albeit probably partially implode as well - in hysterics, but I just know these two things will perpetually burden me by inciting the haw when I really least need it.
I'm doubtful that I'll ever fully forgive Summer's mutt of a son for impregnating her so remorselessly, but I do appreciate that this does continue the bloodline of the snowsephine. But with each generation, it becomes more diluted, more tainted; with each generation she becomes
So the mother awoke me at 6am on Sunday morning and I was thinqing oh okai so the summer has decided the optimal time for expulsion of child would be THREE HOURS AFTER FALLING ASLEEP CHEERS but then the mother was like 'no she had them during the night!!!!!' so we went down and the sofa was stained with viridescence (new fav word) and there were four beautiful little puppies squealing like pigs (and also resembling pigs aesthetically also). After detaching the final one by biting off its umbilical cord, we examined their beauty: there were four puppies; three males; one female. Three black; one pure white lad. Too grotesque to touch so left them for a while. When I came back and they'd all dried, it turns out the black ones are actually brown!! Probs a genetic mutation deriving from inbreeding.
As I enclosed the little white guy in the palm of my hand, my immediate thought: 'Charlie...</3' (summer's dad, one of snowsephine's puppies from her final litter, and also one of the cleverest ppl/ gods in the world). Was worried becuase summer inherited a slightly more effeminate version of her father's traits, so thankfully, but sadly, she contains the genetic potential to pass down the recessive genes of the Snowsephine.
But then she did have the most perfect interspersion of alleles, it's near impossible probability could parallel her perfection 💔🐩
We were unsure whether summer had discharged all her placentas, thus we took her to the vets just to ensure of it. Can't believe year 9 me ever wanted to be a vet: it's just abhorrent my grotesque😖. This was almost as traumatic for me as for the anxious summer bcus this was my first visit to the vet without the Snowsephine; the abhorrent stench of clinical sterility continued to permeate, diffusing through the masqueraded air.
The vet lady was nice but pretty sure she was slightly drunk and was v posh and young, kind of reminded me of Lettuce Rowbotham from Britain's got talent?? Remember the one who turned the violin into a contemporary pop instrument?? BUT TWOT PLIST: in the final, she revealed she was also an opera singer!!!!!! Also she was mesmerised by summer's long beautiful hair lol I most people shave their bichon's curls 💔 the Mother lied, or at least deployed omission, by not revealing the incestrious nature of the procreation. Despite the potency of mendacity, this could not repress the radiating diffusion of the clinicalism.
I finally finished reading the Fault in our stars which I started last summer lol. Somehow, I really don't feel it sufficed the hype and idk what's happened to me but I failed to secret even a droplet of the aqueous substance that constitute tears from my eyes. Think it was just bcus although it was quite relatable, it wasn't as insightful or eye opening as I'd expected, bcus it was literally just regurgitating what I already knew through a heat of hypocrisy: oh should not fall in love bcus not worth it for the pain oh he died oh I did it now must hold on to every final fragment of memory
In lit the teacher was not present; her absence probs derived from bcus she still had a sore throat and couldn't face watching me haw uncontrollably at her expense again aw. This lesson people suggested her absence was most probably due to a sore throat, which incited intense guffaws. Ppl were like 'y u fake laugh' and 'how it even funny', but Eve kindly corroborated me on how hilarious her voice was and managed to get over it after a few minutes last lesson until she saw me fragmenting in hysterics Im so peAk.
In english language today we started learning about language and technology. Teacher was like 'oh have you heard of this new thing -' she then proceeded to write "SURI" at the top of the whiteboard.
SURI.
Consequently, I think one's guffaws became irrepressible, but idk kind of just phased out probably due to the interspersion of both physical and emotional stress of trying so hard but being incapable of suppressing the laughter. My only indication of my vocal's severity was the people looking at me with contempt, thinking what a horrible human I am to allow this - cry with laughter yet stay silent - but with hindsight, surely it was kinder not to say anything?? YET, the person who told me to 'leave it' and just 'let her have this one' was the one who tentatively suggested he thought it was actually 'Siri' idk why this is so funny though haha
Still finding 'Suri' and the teacher's voice as funny as when I first heard lol it idk why stuff is still making me explode - albeit probably partially implode as well - in hysterics, but I just know these two things will perpetually burden me by inciting the haw when I really least need it.
I'm doubtful that I'll ever fully forgive Summer's mutt of a son for impregnating her so remorselessly, but I do appreciate that this does continue the bloodline of the snowsephine. But with each generation, it becomes more diluted, more tainted; with each generation she becomes
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