Benevolence
Overall, I would say today was actually a very benevolent day: ppl and everyone were just v kind
So I started the day with some green porridge and finally the bananas have ripened after staying in a constant state of static viridescence (wow omg SUCH A GOOD WORD OMG) thus I interspersed the two with water and it was somewhat oriental yet nautical :-) but not really
Christine let me shower first which was v kind bcus she knows how long I take (1hr+-b±√(b2 - 4ac), and after applying the vaseline I equipped myself with my claire, thought about the uncanny parallels between squidward and I and began walking to school. The first half of the journey consisted of Sia and Queen (ARTPOP); during the second half, after converging with the bae, headphones were not necessary bcus Elliott provided some indecipherable vocal tunes lol?? We spoke of many things, but notably how our English teacher (who shouts almost as loud as the mean german lodger used to speak every night at 1am thanqing lord every night that one is finally unburdened of her) usually shouts so loud, yet this seems to become exacerbated quite notably only after I point it out lol??
I always think that when we move, of everything Im gonna miss my room the most. But really, I think its the walks to school and back. Obviously I love it so much on the occasion when Elly and I's paths parallel like syntactical parallelism <3 but even just walking into the light, like its a catwalk; singing to the tune, just to keep them talking, raving to the most beautiful, timeless songs is just transcendental <3
Form was nice bcus Georgerai restored my chair to its rightful place (SORRYY IF I DIDNT SAY THANQ) and subsequently indulgence on our daily overdosage of nostalgia reminiscing on the timehop occurred. Did u know one year ago today I asserted my sass to our current head of year (who was then my physics teacher) when he requested to push in front of me in the line and I said 'no boi' which did elicit laughter from him lols good times.
Clarinet lesson was good bcus teacher got a fringe and she looks so much younger!!! And I obviously had barely practised but she was nice and kept it slow and didnt mention it.
French was benevolent because - as usual - william robins didn't turn up until half way through the lesson and killer k was like 'no sitting next to raf bcus he's ACTUALLY WORKING TODAY!!!!' and I was like 'NO NO IM NOT I'LL STOP' which elicited repetition and laughter. Then he came to read my work (an ENTIRE page of notes) to which I tried to cover up as all the same sentence repeated but then he read it and said it was good bar the unnecessary allusions to cats and bananas. Then he said I've got eight weeks until the exam; I still have time to turn things around (basically he still thinks I have potential to pass aw). So today we started the topic of Family and relationships which I'm liking bcus I hate relationships and offspring, thus I can think of many controversial things to say. Peak when he didn't let me go to the toilet unless I asked in French, so, overpowered with the hubris of his kind comments, I started off like 'Désolé, monseir, s'il vous plait, je peux..............................*forgets how to say toilet* pee pls?? to which he dismissed as 'bizzaré', but allowed me to go. Also of his six or twelve degrees from cambridge, he has a degree in law thus we can always expect a deep digression into the laws behind murder. I was in one of those moods where I couldn't stop thinking about funny things (Mother buckers voice yesterday still not over it haha) and then mr k just HAD to visually illustrate something with an EXTREMELY SUGGESTIVE gesture consisting of grasping his index finger with the opposite hand and profusely ascended and descended it??? I guess everyone understood the context but bcus I had no idea what he was saying I exploded into guffaws which caused will to laugh and then everyone else except joel, who as usual just looked at me with contempt saying 'seriously??' Ofc it was will who kk blamed but will reinforced that it was I who laughed first lol my immaturity is exacerbating each day. V contrast compared to last french lesson when my multitasking faltered; playing crossy road compromised my surruptitious prowess in pretending to be writing but actually making zero contact with the paper. But somehow mr p realised that all lesson the tip of my biro had not even as much as caressed the papers' surface. Thus, he ridicualed me satirically in a high pitched french voice for the remainder of the lesson lols tymes x
Lunch was benevolent bcus was with the squad: Charlsey and Lauren and Elly and Hannah and I spoke of all the bichon dogs & puppies we've had and lost </3 and there were some vegan haribos which Hannah v kindly said I could have!!! Her loss when she said I was allowed 'multiple' and I took an entire cluster (basically half a bag). But it was so nice bcus literally haven't had a jelly type sweet since like year 7
In psychology we had a test and it was going well until 3:07 when SOMEONE DECIDED TO CALLL ME and THE ENTIRE CLASS looked me STRAIGHT IN THE EYE (or both eyes idk its actually hard to look at both eyes you gotta just chose one but to left or to write that is the quenchon). This was complemented with EXTREMELY vexed voices like 'CANYE NOT' and 'JUST TURN IT OFF'. My stress response consisted of slowly collapsing further down into my test paper, pretending to be writing but really breaking down with embarrassment as people interrogate 'RAF' causing me to look behind like 'u ok guys' to adhere to the majority. Thankfully when this peAk UNKNOWN CALLER decides to terminate the caller and miss is like 'who was that' as everyone turns to me and i try to absorb the final droplets of my dehydrated water bottle, an insatiable task don't bother trying just cry and eat those bcus more electrolytes and less frustrating. When collecting the papers, Miss was v nice like 'so a bit of noise pollution coming from you haha' and I was just laughing with embarrassment like 'Im so sorry haha' and she was like 'thought you were going to turn it off' and as usual I NEVER know how to reply to her funny remarks so just laughed and enclosed my face in my hand and diminished into a fragment of my former being. With hindsight, however, perhaps trying to make it seem like nothing was going on was not the best thing because ironically, that isolated me out, implicating me unambiguously. Furthermore, turning it off would have been self-incriminating, however since everyone seemed to know already guess I should have bcus it would have revoked the animosity. Also at least my ringtone was the quintessential iPhone 'opening' and not something too embazza like robot or ducks lol that's my alarm haha.
During walk home a car driver stopped to let me cross the road which was so kind bcus v unecessary becuause there were no otehr cars
Staying at home this weekend bcus gotta tend to the pregnant summer who may produce incestrious procreations whilst the mother is working. Feel peak for my dad though bcus might not be able to see him next weekend either but mother has made pasta thus one is happy however ate too many ginger nuts and peanut butter so wasnt v hungry but ngl one can never cure the insatiable hunger of veganism but perhaps petroleum jelly may be a good start.
So I started the day with some green porridge and finally the bananas have ripened after staying in a constant state of static viridescence (wow omg SUCH A GOOD WORD OMG) thus I interspersed the two with water and it was somewhat oriental yet nautical :-) but not really
I always think that when we move, of everything Im gonna miss my room the most. But really, I think its the walks to school and back. Obviously I love it so much on the occasion when Elly and I's paths parallel like syntactical parallelism <3 but even just walking into the light, like its a catwalk; singing to the tune, just to keep them talking, raving to the most beautiful, timeless songs is just transcendental <3
Form was nice bcus Georgerai restored my chair to its rightful place (SORRYY IF I DIDNT SAY THANQ) and subsequently indulgence on our daily overdosage of nostalgia reminiscing on the timehop occurred. Did u know one year ago today I asserted my sass to our current head of year (who was then my physics teacher) when he requested to push in front of me in the line and I said 'no boi' which did elicit laughter from him lols good times.
Clarinet lesson was good bcus teacher got a fringe and she looks so much younger!!! And I obviously had barely practised but she was nice and kept it slow and didnt mention it.
French was benevolent because - as usual - william robins didn't turn up until half way through the lesson and killer k was like 'no sitting next to raf bcus he's ACTUALLY WORKING TODAY!!!!' and I was like 'NO NO IM NOT I'LL STOP' which elicited repetition and laughter. Then he came to read my work (an ENTIRE page of notes) to which I tried to cover up as all the same sentence repeated but then he read it and said it was good bar the unnecessary allusions to cats and bananas. Then he said I've got eight weeks until the exam; I still have time to turn things around (basically he still thinks I have potential to pass aw). So today we started the topic of Family and relationships which I'm liking bcus I hate relationships and offspring, thus I can think of many controversial things to say. Peak when he didn't let me go to the toilet unless I asked in French, so, overpowered with the hubris of his kind comments, I started off like 'Désolé, monseir, s'il vous plait, je peux..............................*forgets how to say toilet* pee pls?? to which he dismissed as 'bizzaré', but allowed me to go. Also of his six or twelve degrees from cambridge, he has a degree in law thus we can always expect a deep digression into the laws behind murder. I was in one of those moods where I couldn't stop thinking about funny things (Mother buckers voice yesterday still not over it haha) and then mr k just HAD to visually illustrate something with an EXTREMELY SUGGESTIVE gesture consisting of grasping his index finger with the opposite hand and profusely ascended and descended it??? I guess everyone understood the context but bcus I had no idea what he was saying I exploded into guffaws which caused will to laugh and then everyone else except joel, who as usual just looked at me with contempt saying 'seriously??' Ofc it was will who kk blamed but will reinforced that it was I who laughed first lol my immaturity is exacerbating each day. V contrast compared to last french lesson when my multitasking faltered; playing crossy road compromised my surruptitious prowess in pretending to be writing but actually making zero contact with the paper. But somehow mr p realised that all lesson the tip of my biro had not even as much as caressed the papers' surface. Thus, he ridicualed me satirically in a high pitched french voice for the remainder of the lesson lols tymes x
Lunch was benevolent bcus was with the squad: Charlsey and Lauren and Elly and Hannah and I spoke of all the bichon dogs & puppies we've had and lost </3 and there were some vegan haribos which Hannah v kindly said I could have!!! Her loss when she said I was allowed 'multiple' and I took an entire cluster (basically half a bag). But it was so nice bcus literally haven't had a jelly type sweet since like year 7
In psychology we had a test and it was going well until 3:07 when SOMEONE DECIDED TO CALLL ME and THE ENTIRE CLASS looked me STRAIGHT IN THE EYE (or both eyes idk its actually hard to look at both eyes you gotta just chose one but to left or to write that is the quenchon). This was complemented with EXTREMELY vexed voices like 'CANYE NOT' and 'JUST TURN IT OFF'. My stress response consisted of slowly collapsing further down into my test paper, pretending to be writing but really breaking down with embarrassment as people interrogate 'RAF' causing me to look behind like 'u ok guys' to adhere to the majority. Thankfully when this peAk UNKNOWN CALLER decides to terminate the caller and miss is like 'who was that' as everyone turns to me and i try to absorb the final droplets of my dehydrated water bottle, an insatiable task don't bother trying just cry and eat those bcus more electrolytes and less frustrating. When collecting the papers, Miss was v nice like 'so a bit of noise pollution coming from you haha' and I was just laughing with embarrassment like 'Im so sorry haha' and she was like 'thought you were going to turn it off' and as usual I NEVER know how to reply to her funny remarks so just laughed and enclosed my face in my hand and diminished into a fragment of my former being. With hindsight, however, perhaps trying to make it seem like nothing was going on was not the best thing because ironically, that isolated me out, implicating me unambiguously. Furthermore, turning it off would have been self-incriminating, however since everyone seemed to know already guess I should have bcus it would have revoked the animosity. Also at least my ringtone was the quintessential iPhone 'opening' and not something too embazza like robot or ducks lol that's my alarm haha.
During walk home a car driver stopped to let me cross the road which was so kind bcus v unecessary becuause there were no otehr cars
Staying at home this weekend bcus gotta tend to the pregnant summer who may produce incestrious procreations whilst the mother is working. Feel peak for my dad though bcus might not be able to see him next weekend either but mother has made pasta thus one is happy however ate too many ginger nuts and peanut butter so wasnt v hungry but ngl one can never cure the insatiable hunger of veganism but perhaps petroleum jelly may be a good start.
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