Happy Hallowe'en 🎃

BEST HALLOWEEN EVER because Citizen Khan was back and there were no trick or treating people. I never went trick or treating when I was a little doodlie :(:( but  I did play froggy/ doodle jump :-)

However, the highlight of this day, other than waking up to a text message, was definitely Educating Joey Essex: Reem Halloween. I love him so much bcus he's just so funny and beautiful and his use of malapropisms is hilarious and furthermore I now have about 34 words of ideas for my satirical coursework piece about him! Yay only 666 left! Thus, I think I'm justified watching videos of him all day tomorrow

I really like this song called chandelier, but the video \|/. Sorry but why make a song with the lyrics 'gonna fly like a bird through the night/ feel my tears as they dry/ I'm gonna swing from the chandeliiiiiiir' yet not illustrate a beautiful slow motion person swinging on a chandelier in a huge mansion flying consisting of glass shattering. This would be a metaphorical representation, symbolic of the feelings of internal fragmentation. Wow once I have a BA Degree in English Literature I should be a music video director. 

Just remember, even if your eyes are conjoined:
qts :3 👻

And Today I only found two lumps in my custard yay golden ratio because the hazlenut milk made it golden and idk if is that a pun???
AH ANECDOTE TIEM
YA Y SO In maths in year ten we were looking at pictures of people to see how attracive they were which was determined whether the proportions of their face fit the golden ratio. Teghi, the slyyyy dogglie, put it on this woman and was just like "She fit(s)??" the slyy doggle was pretending to question if she fitted the ratio, however we all knew he was utilising the declarative - she is fit ;););) 

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