English

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Here's how messed up English was in 2011: 8W1's (our class') English Set was doing so well because we had a teacher who was really amazing! She hated clicky pens. Though she began to have a dislike of me in her second year of teaching me because of the person I was sitting next to was always getting me into trouble and I was always covering for him!!! It was so unfair. So eventually she moved us away from each other. Then we got a new teacher who was a leg however she was hardly ever in the class teaching us!!! She'd just always let us get on with our 'tasks' and be in other places sorting stuff out And this was a perfect opportunity for jealous peeps to be meanlies!!!! and also this teacher was so laid back that she didn't set a seating plan!!! So this dude who my precious teacher had moved away from me moved back ;'(, sad days. Our teacher we had in year 7&8 never came back... And then suddenly I discovered next year I was moving to the other set one?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?! Asked my teacher why, and she said it was just random. And because like everyone in our class was getting like level 7s and the other class were not doing as well, they like decided to switch half the people (presumably to make our set worse and the one I was moving to better!!) crazy peeps. But other sources suggested it wasn't random, and could've had something to do with behaviour...? On my timetable it said my English teacher was to be AHA. It would've been the ledge teacher that class had the previous year however he left ;-( so for some reason we had one of the Assistant heads, while the other class that half of us used to be in, got our ledge end teacher that we had from the end of last year!!!! Grrrrr... Angrilies... Then just before the half term we got this teacher...and her name was Mrs. Vallerius!!! Took me a while to eventually learn her name, but no-one liked her. She didn't really like anyone. But she liked me!!!! And once two peeps got into a fight in her class and she had to step in and pry them apart!!! She was okay though, because at the time we were doing Shakespeare and she knew that it shouldn't just be taught by being read. So she got us to act out scenes!! And she complemented me on
My acting skills and said I really got into the character of Romeo :-) went to a funeral for about three days and upon my return we had our old teacher (one of the assistant heads) back!!!!!!! 'Nooooooo' I thought! Whyyyyhy??????? Only now we don't have him do I realise what a true legend he was - he had his share of being a good teacher and we could have a laugh with him! After Christmas I checked my timetable on the system and noticed we had a new history teacher and new English teacher Called Miss. E. Dyke. I couldn't figure out why everyone was laughing when I was telling them about out new teacher until someone asked her if she knows what a 'dyke' is... Awkward!

She only just taught us 'show not tell' today briefly. And she taught us about indenting our paragraphs and for once I'll be a bare badaman blad and leave a line....oooooohhhhhh....rebellion!!!! She is an okay teacher who is good at writing (blatants) though she's not great at keeping the class at a controllable level. :-( but I think she likes me! At first I was getting loads of detentions with her due to my standard of work which is weird cas last year my teacher was complaining about my exuberance sometimes being an unnecessary distraction to the class, and no-one else does it. But this year we have bare rebels blad in the class!! And I think she is a nice person, though sometimes a bit too nice, like she
Let me off when I scratched this dudes hand bare loadslies cas he grabbed hold of it so he can't really complain for what I did! But I'm not complaining about her telling him he shouldn't complain! And also she like gave me loads of extra time to do work and stuff. In my report she said my class work is usually to a good standard! Though later she commented on me needing to try and get all the work done in the time needed.
I really don't get this new mixed class because almost everyone was getting like level 7s in our class last year with our coolios teachers and the other class were not doing as well do they moved some of us randomly into that class to make their class' average better and the class I was in worse, they switched half the peepslies around. And now the class that I'm currently in is doing even worse than it was before. Most peeps are getting l4s or 5s but peeps aren't moving down because everyone is doing bad. Though I think our class is better because our teacher(s) have been preparing us for the new GCSE scheme - controlled assessments. We've done loads of those, while the other class do stuff like Make Mr. Men books! So our class will have more experience for future years where we have to work in a controlled environment.

So here's how messed up the English department was;
Mr. C - 81W's teacher, and Mrs. A left (8W1's teacher)
Mr. C- supposedly meant to be replaced by Mr. H though "unfortunately he was unable to be with us....." covers - Mr. C and Mr. W. Had to work instead of him.
Mrs. V was hired as English staff but something happened that I was unaware of whilst being away.
- Mr. C & W. we're called back in replacement until Xmas
- Miss. D was employed as permanent teaching staff. She is from the west midlands.
Mrs. A appears to have returned part time for cover, and is teaching 9W1!!!!! So jelous!!!
Mr. W is now a qualified English teacher which is why he often lingers around the English teambase podlies.

I realised no-one will have read this, though I am so sad I had nothing better to do than post my thoughts.