Hamsterlies

So, on Monday 2nd January 2012 we went to Pets at home! And bought Furilies and Furelise :-). Furelise died that week ;-( so after a week or two of having a dead and an alive Roborovski Dwarf Hamster in the kitchen we went to pets at home and the lady said we shouldn't buy another one because if she's not from the same litter she won't get along with little Furilies. Amrine originally wanted one, though we'd dropped her off in Leedslies and she was in "Lapland"... I asked her to say hi to Santa from me if she saw him there, but she didn't ;-(! What sort of lodger is she! Well at least she gives me free weekly maicures :-) and we asked her if she wanted furilies and we'd just buy two more (they were £7.50 each but had gone down to £7.34 which is...16pennies cheaper)! I worked that out without the aid of a calculator! Keen me. But she said she wouldn't be able to :-( I said to my mum that we should ask Reem! But she was like 'naww she won't want her...' and when we gave Furilies back they had a little fat girlywhirl!!! As soon as I saw her she was ours!! And we picked a little tame one as well. And anyway turns out she did! So I told my mum and she said that they kept Furilies separate from the other Robo Hamsters. The Wolverreem Tweeted me to tell us to ask PaH if they could reserve Furilies! We phoned PaH Riverside iThink If they still had her, her Cage number was q4 or something so She bought her! And loads of other stuff. I think she used to have Syrian Dwarf hamsters which is why iSaid to my mummilies that Reem might want her! Anyway we'd had the new couple them for a few weeks and then on Wednesday they died. They were just in there little house. Cuddling each other. Lifeless. They were soooo adorable. So anyway after two days of them lying dead in the kitchen (I'm sure the lodgerlies were very appreciative of that), we buried her today next to Furelise. R.i.P. we put two logs by their grave.  

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