Being productiveliez.

I could easily just not do anything all half term. I didn't even realise the Snow had gone...! *in case you hadn't figured I don't go out much*...but I've been doing homeworklies. And once the hols are over I can feel proud. I saved our arachnophobic lodger (who is in denial about her condition) from the mere spec of dustlies (spiderlies) in her room.
I was in my room. Suddenly, from next door, I heard a proper girly whilies scream. It was Amrine. I just laughed, and walked out and she saw me and screamed! And she wasn't screaming because she saw the spot on my nose! She exclaimed “THERE'S A SPIDER IN MY ROOM!!!” Big deal, I thought! But I would save her from the wrath of *teh* spiderlies! I ran downstairs and she was like "RAFADOODLIES WHERE YA GOiNG?!??!?" in fact I was just doing to get a glass. not a glass. A glass. Running back up to her room, she directed me to her en-suite, and on her toilet lay some towels...only she knew what lurked under them. So I saved her and did a good deed - let the spiderlies free...and now it's probably gonna consume innocent flys... Well at least our Housem8 referred to me as "Rafadoodlie the Legend" well not those exact words but kind of. Once when she had just started Univ. back in Autumn last year, I showed her a mere picture of teh spiderlies...! This caused her to completely freak out. And no I haven't got up early I just haven't fallen asleep yet.

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