REACTING TO OLD BLOG POSTS!!


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Today one will be exploiting oneself by reacting to and analysing one's blog posts from my former self: the year nine me... 

1. Okay, um really rude?? I actually opened a post clarifying what 'aujourd'hui meant'. Ignorant and presumptuous.

2. LE ROBBO <3 omg i had a dream about her last night where I dreamed she returned and I asked for a snapchat selfie to send to le charlsey but it wasn't working; I was sad :-(. but her replacement - miss leech - has an uncanny resemblance to her predecessor (Mrs. Robinson). Throughout all of year eleven I was adamant she was mrs robinson just smaller, with slightly bleeched hair and fake teeth which have not undergone orthodontic amelioration. Oftentimes, I fantasised about collapsing in her classroom during one of her lessons, my eyes secreting a stream of tears, screaming ''MRS ROBINSON I KNOW ITS YOU!!" and subsequently ripping of her face 'mask' to discover not the read mrs robbinson entrapped inside, but only a bloody mess of facial muscles and a malfuctioning tear ducts. To my abhorrence, I say 'oh ok sorry guess its not u' and pick up the fragments which once composed her face, and attempt to reassemble. However mr loughney comes and bes like ' Y U LEAV ' and I speak in riddles and he summmons satan and i incinerate and I may have lost my life, but that will never recompense her face I stole in cold blood :(. Awks when he's my head of year for the next two years and he h8s me but I think he liked me sometimes bcus couldnt ever last more than five minutes without drinking water in his monotonous physics lessons and he'd always become furious at everyone but I continued to drink and he never chastised me personally. One time he threatened to not let me do drama anymore unless I do better in physics, singling me out in front of the entire class so I guess he felt remorse after then and I do always laugh at his jokes so I guess we're even :). SEE HOW MESSED UP YOUR LEAVING MADE EVERYTHING MRS ROBINSON??? y u do. rumour had it she was 30 years old but she only looked about 7 because she was a scientist and the radiation kept her skin youthuful.

3. Aww mr thornton!! I loved him! He was our history teacher after Christmas in year nine but driving from leicester to northampton everyday supposedly destroyed his car after sixth months. Um rhudrais excuse bcus miss carolan lives bre further than that and is always present & punctual. Anyway, at the beginning of year ten when we got mr marshall i was so sad and dreamed of mr thornton returning bcus marshall was so scary and it was so horrible but by the end of year ten he was one of our best teachers!! Love him now, albeit the fear remains. Also we were the last class Mr Thornton ever taught at NSB bcus he taught us period four on a thursday which was the last lesson of school before summer. Though I'm pretty sure we just watched Forrest Gump. Omg crying now :'( Jenny Y U GET AIDS AND DIE :'( :'(

4. Haha I still remember the blasphamy Ben Ryan said possibly alluding to the lord's prayer? ('daily bread') Wow That child made my life so horrible :-( once I skived school becuase I knew he'd just bully me in front of the whole class :-( hate that kid :-( he goes to a private school now lol

5. INCORRECT UTILISATION OF SEMI COLON. Ugh it always infuriated me during revision: even at the beginning of year ten I was using them incorrectly and looking back at my class notes just made me cry with the abhorrence.

6. INCORRECT UTILISATION OF THE IMPERFECT TENSE: it should have been 'J'ai ecouté à'. wow I hope i havent forgot all my french over summer :{

7. This makes me dread sixth form even more :( I don't want to be a sixth former. Innocent, naive year nine me loved them; now that i am one, i despise them.

8. Wow I forgot about Alex. the 'sir' was a reference to his google plus name. OMG G+!! THAT WAS ACTUALLY MY LIFE IN YEAR NINE, bar wednesdays. and waterloo road. (interchangeable: hashtag WATERLOOROADWEDNESDAYS. my phone still capitalises it, even though I used android in year nine?) Aw Alex was a good friend in year nine but by year ten he just became too narcissistic and cared too much about impressing other people that he got excluded. Whiters missed him.

9. Honestly, that food i found so delicious? It grotesques me now. Its strage how becoming a vegan makes me just feel so repugnant to cheese - once my favourite food!! I loved cheese :(

10. Also I remeber that day!!  The role reversal though :3 I remember jack stroking my hair saying how cool it was; now I stroke his hair in mesmerisation ;3

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